Research tools - laptops for the Internet and handhelds for mobile usability testing

You haven't got a Clue!

And you couldn't get a Clue if you pulled on a Clue skin, doused yourself in Clue musk and sang the Clue song while performing the Clue dance hitting yourself with a Cluebat in the middle of a field of horny Clues on Clue island at the height of the Clue mating season.

A traditional Usenet insult.